Up to 57% Off Classes at Boundless Yoga
In its constant attempt to stay fit, humanity has given in to such unfortunate workout trends as livestock lifting, spazzercise, and mixed-martial charades. Embrace a body-and-mind fitness craze that...
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51% Off Mani-Pedi at Revo Nails & Spa
Ninety percent of all manicures are given to spies, whose hands are overworked by the intelligence world’s lengthy secret handshakes. Infiltrate a covert cabal of comfort with today's Groupon:...
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Half Off Pub Fare and Drinks at Capitol Lounge
Like a classic work of Victorian literature, a trip to the bar often begins with an introduction to colorful characters and ends with the revelation that everyone in the...
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61% Off Haircut and Botanical-Therapy Treatment
A hairstyle communicates a lot about someone's personality, which is why Kojak was always shrouded in mystery. Unveil your own memorable character with today's Groupon: for $60, you get...
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Up to 53% Off International Comfort Fare at Lillies
Dining out is often a more stimulating experience than eating at home, unless there's a perpetual grease fire in your kitchen. Partake in an enriching meal with today's Groupon...
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Up to 73% Off Laser Hair-Removal Treatments
Lasers control hair growth without the need for primitive tactics such as shaving, waxing, or screaming at the hairs until they fall out. Save your voice with today's Groupon...
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$8 for Spice Blends and Loose-Leaf Teas
Spices, like weddings, make people’s eyes tear and are often found in exotic locations, such as the grocery store. Spice up dinner with today's Groupon: for $8, you get...
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Half Off German Fare and Drinks at Biergarten Haus
Like tinsel, guitar solos, and incriminating legal papers, sauerkraut is best when finely shredded. Enjoy this slivered specialty of the Old World with today's Groupon: for $20, you get...
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57% Off Foot Massage and Foot Sauna at Qi Spa
Like gasoline, feet must be carefully treated and refined before they can be used to propel automobiles. Amplify your octane with today's Groupon: for $39, you get a 30-minute...
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Half Off Adult Painting Class at Art By The Glazz
Artists always want muses without realizing they are a big responsibility, demanding regular walks, a ticket to every sunset, and smoothies made of old pastels and greek yogurt. Cultivate...
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94% Off Fitness Classes at MetaBody
Like tug-of-war tournaments and harmonized singing telegrams, workouts are more effective when done with a group. Join a fitness community with today's Groupon: for $20, you get a 30-class...
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71% Off Teeth Whitening at Smiling Bright
A white smile indicates a person shows attention to appearance and may have hidden garbage cans full of empty White Out bottles. Let your pearly whites speak for themselves...
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Half Off American Cuisine and Drinks at Ulah Bistro
Many American bistros differentiate themselves from their European counterparts by serving region-specific dishes and replacing waiters with Bruce Springsteen. Satisfy a hungry heart with today's Groupon: for $20, you...
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Up to 53% Off Washington DC Sightseeing Tours
Robert Frost could have used a local guide when he decided to take the road less traveled, as he discovered only too late that it was patrolled by feral...
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Up to 57% Off Airbrush Tanning
Like ripened fruits, people with healthy-colored skin tend to spend less time loitering in orchards and are more likely to get picked up at the grocery store. Catch the...
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Up to 64% Off Access to Delta Sky Club
Gaining access to private clubs can be a daunting task for those who can't trace their lineage to the club's founders or hide themselves inside the mounted head of...
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Up to 56% Off Waxing at Spalon
Body hair is a reminder of mankind's Neanderthal ancestry, much like the javelin toss or most people's uncanny resemblance to Fred Flintstone. Break nature's bristly curse with today's Groupon...
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