Lasers control hair growth without the need for primitive tactics such as shaving, waxing, or screaming at the hairs until they fall out. Save your voice with today's Groupon to GentleLase Center. Choose from the following options:

• For $169, you get six treatments on a small area (a $450 value). Choose one of the following:
  • Chin
  • Ears
  • Upper lip

• For $289, you get six treatments on a medium area (up to a $700 value). Choose one of the following:
  • Cheeks
  • Feet
  • Hands
  • Neck (front or back)
  • Sideburn areas

• For $399, you get six treatments a large area (up to a $1,500 value). Choose one of the following:
  • Bikini area
  • Chest
  • Shoulders
  • Underarms

All six treatments must be applied to the same area.

Harnessing the tempered pulses of laser technology, seasoned specialists at GentleLase transform wooly landscapes into velvety veneers during hair-removal treatments. The center is part of Youri Salon, which pioneered the GentleLase instrument to banish both fine and coarse hair to make skin smoother than elevator jazz. During each session, laser technicians will guide gentle beams of high-intensity light over targeted areas using a small, handheld device. As the placid rays probe gently into skin tissue like a baby monkey lifting a cluster of vines to reveal an even more adorable baby monkey, a controlled amount of therapeutic heat razes hair at its base. The Dynamic Cooling Device helps epidermal surfaces remain comfortably chilled during procedures, which can last up to 20 minutes depending on the area being treated.

Though some patients have reported slight skin discomfort akin to the pinching of a rubber band or an overly affectionate aunt, the pacified pulses produce minimal side effects. Protective garb, such as safety eyewear, will be provided, and targeted regions should be shaved and clear of all makeup, creams, and other unguents.